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Aryliendhueatjhie Calapcalapaendesuoe Ntetapsmangat when I was your man?.. n nSamebed nRanjang yang sama nBut it feels justa little bit bigger now nTapi kini terasa lebih longgar nOur song on the radio nLagu kita diputar di radio nBut it don’t sound the same nTapi tak terdengar sama nWhen your friends talk about you nSaat teman-temanmu membicarakanmu nAll it does is just tear me down nSemua itu hanya menyakitiku nCause my heart breaks a little nKarena hatiku hancur nWhen I hear your name nSaat kudengar namamu nIt all just sound like uh, uh, uh nSemua itu hanya terdengar uh, uh, uh nHmmm too young, to dumb to realize nHmmm terlalu muda, terlalu bodoh tuk sadari nThat I should have bought you flowers and held nyour hand nBahwa dulu harusnya aku membelikanmu bunga dan nkugenggam tanganmu nShould have given all my hours when I had the chance nHarusnya kuberikan seluruh waktuku saat ada nkesempatan nMy pride, my ego, my needs and my selfish ways nKesombonganku, egoku, kebutuhanku dan nkeegoisanku nCaused a good strong woman like you to walk out nmy life nMembuat perempuan kuat sebaik dirimu pergi dari hidupku nNow I'll never, never get to clean out the mess I’m nin nKini aku takkan pernah bisa bereskan kekacauan ini nAnd it haunts me every time I close my eyes nDan semua ini hantuiku tiap kali kupejamkan mata It all just nsounds like uh, uh, uh, uh nSemua itu hanya terdengar uh, uh, uh, uh Although it hurts nMeski sakit rasanya nI’ll be the first to say that I was wrong nAku yang kan pertama akui bahwa aku salah nOh, I know I’m probably much too late nOh, aku tahu mungkin terlalu terlambat bagiku To try and napologize for my mistakes nTuk mencoba dan minta maaf atas salahku nBut I just want you to know nTapi aku hanya ingin kau tahu nI hope he buys you flowers, nKuharap dia membelikanmu bunga, nI hope he holds yours hands nKuharap dia menggenggam tanganmu nGive you all his hours when he has the chance nMemberimu seluruh waktunya saat ada nkesempatan nDo all the things I should have done nLakukan segala yang harusnya dulu kulakukan nWhenI was your nman! nSaat aku masih jadi kekasihmu
Calypso Sea Winters got her winter rug on, and I just got a ROCKIN red retro heater for my tiny house :) and bought my tiny son another doggie coat!! Well hello cold weather, I see your still an unpleasant bitch..... Lol
I VII I IX Just bought a 1 button maker and vinyl stickers. Holla at me for merch.
Andres Hernandez I just bought Cloud Atlas. n nI feel like I possess something powerful. I feel like I have the meaning of life at my finger tips. I feel like I can heal the wounded. I feel like I can solve a rubix cube. I feel like I can recite the alphabet backwards in Chinese. This will be a good week, no doubt. A very good feeling indeed.
Ryan Callahan Just finished Happy Happy Happy by Phil Robertson The Duck Commander . Awesome book, everyone should check this out!
Magaly Munoz i just bought a ps2 so who has ps 2 games you wanna sell me?
Brandon Phipps SO I JUST SEEN THIS.. PLEASE READ-brandon n nWhat if I told you Jesus came to abolish religion nWhat if I told you voting Republican really wasn't His mission? nWhat if I told you republican doesn't automatically mean Christian nAnd just because you call some people blind doesn't automatically give you vision n nI mean if religion is so great, why has it started so many wars nWhy does it build huge churches, but fails to feed the poor nTells single moms God doesn't love them if they've ever had a divorce nBut in the Old Testament, God actually calls religious people whores n nReligion might preach grace, but another thing they practice nTend to ridicule God's people, they did it to John The Baptist nThey can't fix their problems, and so they just mask it nNot realizing religion's like spraying perfume on a casket nSee the problem with religion, is it never gets to the core nIt's just behavior modification, like a long list of chores nLike let's dress up the outside make it look nice and neat nBut it's funny that's what they use to do to mummies while the corpse rots underneath n nNow I ain't judging, I'm just saying quit putting on a fake look nCause there's a problem if people only know you're a Christian by your Facebook nI mean in every other aspect of life, you know that logic's unworthy nIt's like saying you play for the Lakers just because you bought a jersey nYou see this was me too, but no one seemed to be on to me nActing like a church kid, while addicted to pornography nSee on Sunday I'd go to church, but Saturday getting faded nActing if I was simply created just to have sex and get wasted nSee I spent my whole life building this facade of neatness nBut now that I know Jesus, I boast in my weakness n nBecause if grace is water, then the church should be an ocean nIt's not a museum for good people, it's a hospital for the broken nWhich means I don't have to hide my failure, I don't have to hide my sin nBecause it doesn't depend on me it depends on him nSee because when I was God's enemy and certainly not a fan nHe looked down and said I want, that, man nWhich is why Jesus hated religion, and for it he called them fools nDon't you see so much better than just following some rules nNow let me clarify, I love the church, I love the Bible, and yes I believe in sin nBut if Jesus came to your church would they actually let him in nSee remember he was called a glutton, and a drunkard by religious men nBut the son of God never supports self righteousness not now, not then n nNow back to the point, one thing is vital to mention nHow Jesus and religion are on opposite spectrum nSee one's the work of God, but one's a man made invention nSee one is the cure, but the other's the infection nSee because religion says do, Jesus says done nReligion says slave, Jesus says son nReligion puts you in bondage, while Jesus sets you free nReligion makes you blind, but Jesus makes you see nAnd that's why religion and Jesus are two different clans n nReligion is man searching for God, Christianity is God searching for man nWhich is why salvation is freely mine, and forgiveness is my own nNot based on my merits but Jesus's obedience alone nBecause he took the crown of thorns, and the blood dripped down his face nHe took what we all deserved, I guess that's why you call it grace nAnd while being murdered he yelled n Father forgive them they know not what they do. nBecause when he was dangling on that cross, he was thinking of you nAnd he absorbed all of your sin, and buried it in the tomb nWhich is why I'm kneeling at the cross, saying come on there's room nSo for religion, no I hate it, in fact I literally resent it nBecause when Jesus said it is finished, I believe he meant it
Rob Harris Just bought a new pair of speakers after blowing my old ones. Paid $90 bucks with tax, and they are awesome! Better than my old ones anyway! Made my night. SOOOO Happy! I have Music again! :)
Tracy Enslow I just want to say thank you all very much for the birthday wishes. It was a quiet day but went dancing and my good friend Wendy bought me a beautiful cake which was shared with everybody at the Country Music Park. My only regret is that I missed a call from my grandson in Japan.
Wanda S Mabry Haynes Back from the day in Old Sacramento. n nIt is a lot different from when we lived over near Sutter's Fort in the early 60s when we first moved there to go to Bible College but sill a nice place to visit. Then we bought our first home over in Broderick and cross the I street bridge often. n nThere were 28 of us altogether. We were about half an hour leaving late b/c the train coming from Bakersfield was running late and the exit from the Amtrak station to the beginning of Old Town was farther than they were expecting, so we lost about 1/3 of our time BUT it was a WONDERFUL day. n nI was a HUGE spender today; counting lunch and everything, a total of $4.50! :-) n nFirst order of the day was to stop in for pictures wearing vintage clothing. Well, 22 of the ladies did; I didn't! I might if I were to go again! It was a very nice pix! n nWe went to a Mexican restaurant (upstairs) but after waiting 30 + minutes for a table, we decided for a faster food option. n nOur little groups was 6 so it was much easier to walk around looking, stopping to rest (often) but hey, most of us are past retirement age, so we weren't in a rush to get to any appointment! Just having some fun and fellowship! n nI'd LOVE to go again (maybe several times) so if anyone is up to a trip during the week , let's see what we might come up with! :-) n nTHANKS FOR YOUR COMMENTS AND WORDS OF ADVISE, some of which I'll have to file away for another time!
Laurence Anthony Roddy Jr. All these d@?n arguments bought fighting but still ain't seen sum1 bust a move. And then a portarican gunna say the nigger word around like 14 black people. Ain't this a night I wish errbody would just shut up
Entertainment ARENA *A Must Read This* n nHoney I Can Explain n nThe wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making Love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. n n You are a disrespectful pig! she cried. How dare you do this to me -- faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce! n nAnd the husband replied Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened. n n Fine, go ahead, she sobbed, but they'll be the last words you'll say to me! n nAnd the husband began -- Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. n nSince she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same. n nThe husband took a quick breath and continued - She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use? n nGood morning all!!!! n nMerrie*
Zachary Greer Emerson My books are not ready for this humidity. A paperback I just bought got all wavy over night. Darn you, 96% humidity!
Burden Kristin 2 days ago i found a cat meowing in the bushes calling it it came to me it was so skinny and frail i bought it wet cat food, keept it in my house gave it water, cleaned his ears from ear mites,loved on him like he was my own, called him smokey and now hes all curled up sleeping in his new soft blanket. how jesus sent him to me and my family my dad and mom rebecca excepted him he comes and goes as he pleases, hes happy found a new home that loves him a 2 chance in life..
Bimbo R. Akinjokun WHERE IS THE PRESENCE OF GOD? nWhile I was in the University for my first degree programme, I was privileged to serve in the Executive Committee of my Campus Fellowship. In those days, we would gather together an hour before meetings to intercede for our congregation and all that pertains to our meetings. After prayers on one such occasion, I stepped out unto the corridor and noticed one of our members, a sister, walking towards the meeting venue, nAbout 15m away from the building, she reached into her bag, brought out a scarf and started tying it around her head. At that moment, something dropped into my spirit. I waited for her to get to where I was and gently asked her why she was tying the scarf. She responded that she was coming into the presence of God and so she had to cover her head. Then I asked her a simple question, “Have you been in the presence of the devil all day?” nA few years earlier, I had a special habit of not wearing any newly bought piece of clothing or pair of shoes to any place until I had first worn it to church or ”the presence of God”. One day I got this new pair of shoes and I had to wear it for an outing, but it was not a service or meeting day. After rolling it over in my mind for a while, I decided to go to church first, wearing the pair of shoes, walk around, pray and go to where I had planned to go. You are probably gearing up for a laugh right now, but guess what, I did just that. nHowever, something happened. As I was coming out of the church building, I heard God speak to me loud and clear, asking this question, “Son, am I only in the church building?” nIt is amazing how many of us in the body of Christ today want to operate in the new testament grace while we are carrying an old testament consciousness. We say with our mouths that God is Omnipresent and yet our actions show that we have confined Him into our church buildings and in some cases, to the altar as if He is a pagan god. Jesus made it abundantly clear in John 4:21-24 that the presence of God is no longer restricted to any house of worship, but because He is Spirit, we can freely relate with him any where we are. n“Jesus said to her, ‘Woman, believe Me, the hour is coming when you will neither on this mountain, nor in Jerusalem, worship the Father, … but the hour is coming, and now is, when the true worshippers will worship the Father in spirit and in truth’ …” nAre you like that lovely sister, or my humble self in the two stories above? If we can all internalize and live in this truth, the level of hypocrisy among us today will drastically diminish, if not totally disappear. We would not have to be black from Monday to Saturday, and then turn snow-white on Sunday. Many believers will freely express themselves, and I assure you that irrespective of their flaws, you would prefer to be with a believer who is real, than with the one who puts up a front. Afterall, the church is not a gathering of perfect people, but of people moving unto perfection (Eph 4:11-13). nRight there where you are, God is with you. His presence is there with you. We do not go to church to meet Him, He only shows up in that building because we are there. He did not say, “I will be there so that two or more of you can come and worship me”, He says, “if you are there as one, I will be there with you” (Matt 18:20). nIf you cannot do it in His presence, don’t do it anywhere. If you believe that is what is required to live in His presence, that is the way you should live anywhere. Our God is not some kind of deity that is restricted to a building. Please, quit treating Him like one! n
Jaime Gonzales I have the raddest wife ever. Had a long crappy day at work, I call her and she tells me she bought me a present, I'm like , whatever, I just want this day to end. I get home and find out all the money I gambled on the horse race was wasted and walk right past the new BBQ grill sitting on the patio. Made my fucking day! Thanks again sweetness! Love you lots!
Kenzie Mcdonald My dads over here giving me the talk about how if you're a Devil worshiper, that you're horrible, and always negative and stupid.. e.e n nWell damn, dad, I'm sorry not everyone believes in exactly what you do. We're all different and we're all allowed to have our own beliefs. And they don't make up stupid, or negative, or horrible or anything like that, so stop talking to me about this, like now please.
The Self Sufficient Chick Odd question for y'all, as I've never needed to buy it before, but where can you buy cheesecloth at? Or like if at Walmart, what section? I'm wanting to attempt some cheese making projects & other stuff, & they all call for cheesecloth, but I don't have any.
Corinna Mulheron Bushnell Just bought the cutest Victoria's Secret swimsuit cover up...damn I love being a girl :)
ABC Action News - WFTS/TV According to tweet from FL lottery The WINNING #Powerball jackpot ticket was sold in Florida! One ticket worth $590.5M sold at @PublixSupermark in Zephyrhills.
Thomas Perez Ok I just posted, lill buzzed and someone just bought a round if shots, its on now..
Edy Pranata Same bed but it feels just a little bit bigger nowOur song on the radio but it don't sound the sameWhen our friends talk about you, all it does is just tear me downCause my heart breaks a little when I hear your name nIt all just sounds like oooooh…Mmm, too young, too dumb to realizeThat I should have bought you flowersAnd held your handShould have gave you all my hoursWhen I had the chanceTake you to every partyCause all you wanted to do was danceNow my baby's dancingBut she's dancing with another man nMy pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish waysCaused a good strong woman like you to walk out my lifeNow I never, never get to clean up the mess I made, ohh…And it haunts me every time I close my eyes nIt all just sounds like oooooh…Mmm, too young, too dumb to realizeThat I should have bought you flowersAnd held your handShould have gave you all my hoursWhen I had the chanceTake you to every partyCause all you wanted to do was danceNow my baby's dancingBut she's dancing with another man nAlthough it hurtsI'll be the first to say that I was wrongOh, I know I'm probably much too lateTo try and apologize for my mistakesBut I just want you to know nI hope he buys you flowersI hope he holds your handGive you all his hoursWhen he has the chanceTake you to every partyCause I remember how much you loved to danceDo all the things I should have doneWhen I was your manDo all the things I should have doneWhen I was your man
Adam D Eath Just installed Windows8 on my new pc. Can play Skyrim, Crysis3, Farcry3, Battlefield3, Borderlands2, Prototype2 and BioShock Inf~ on Maxed out settings without being overclocked. OHHHH SHIT lol
Miss Beautiful Pageant Who wants to win the American girl doll of the year Saige? she will be coming home with one lucky girl. I have two of them with just 32 girls i will add another supreme title.
Amy C Suppah Day well spent watching just 3 softball games......nessa has double header Leah had her high school playoff game all lost but it was well worth the time to support them the best I know how......went to bend bought my baby his bday gift he will b 4 already on Monday but I'm having it tomorow he been waitin all week for dis day I'm ssssoooo blessed to have him in my life love u Colten Lane! Hope alls having a great evening!
Lynne Gromme Hartley Thank you to all our friends who help support Kenny Hartley and Paloma High sports! Thank you for buying the discount cards! We thank you very much! Jessica Patton Jensen, Kelly Casey Mohler,Michelle Fisher James Sanchez, Angela Cerrillo, just to name a few!
Kerry Kubler Spent th day working on getting my plants that I bought last week in pots, Very pleasant work except for the humidity which caused me a headache. Ready for the severe weather, just hope it doesn't come in the middle of the night. Kanye West on Saturday Night Live kind of sucked. Guess I'm not a fan?! Loved Stefan on the Weekend Update News! Another thought.... HK worked on my truck today, so I got my window fixed and he also put in some gaskets. He can fix anything....very talented and has no fear.
Cody Siebler I just bought a waterbed its filled up with Elmer's glue.
Linda Lavon Hughes What a fun, and exhausting yard sale day! First, thanks to a good God who gave us a practically rain free day. Second, how awesome to have a visit from fellow Sunnyside friends Jim and Obama Kassanaum who were just in the neighborhood! Third, thanks to everyone who bought the treasures Pam and I displayed!! Fourth, thanks to our husbands who provided the muscle for our enterprise!
Michelle Hamilton Drove the Mercedes to Lake Tahoe and bought my first ever Power Ball Lottery Tickets. Just learned that they got the numbers wrong and did not pick the same numbers as I had. It was still a nice day of driving, sunshine, views of Lake Tahoe and stretching those dream muscles. Now that it's all done it's just a reminder that I need to focus on for me SendOutCards that has a plan that will lead me to my dreams with much better odds. May you all have a plan b and if they got your numbers right remember me.
Jimmy Whited well I am finally settled in for the most part I just have to put my pizza together and in, that means add more shit to the cheap frozen one I bought, cause I am not cooking a fuckin nother meal tonight I am spent! 13 hours of non stop cooking I think I lost 10 pounds my shorts were falling down and my boxers riding up, glad I had a long shirt on! someone bring me a shot I cant get up lol
Chrissy Comettail Poet Just bought myself a new vacuum cleaner and named her Rosie lol shes a robot, now i can go out and not worried about doing the vacuuming she programmed to do it for me hehehehe
Vanessa ProudMommy Had a looong day time to relax... nYesterday Michael & I went to Walmart and I bought the girls a small pool just to get them use to it before we start going to the lake and what not... nSo today I let Khloe play in her pool, then her & her cousin Ally got to blow bubbles with Grandpa. My poor baby Sadie missed it all cause she was being a sleepy head. nAfter all that the girls and I had somewhat of an early dinner because Mommy had a Passion Party to do tonight. It was fun but like always I missed my girls & couldn't wait to get home to tuck them in bed. <3 nWell time to call it a night my oosies hurt and my show is about to start! nNight People! n***BLESSED***
Diane Nuetzmann I'm retiring from retiring. Monday I start school at the U of Mass. online. I'm working toward a certificate in Autism Intervention- six classes plus 1500 hours of supervision from a certified Behavior Analyst. n nI will be working 30 hours per week starting Monday for the next six weeks at a private school in Seattle where half the students are Autistic. Then I will continue my training in Bellingham. n nIn the meantime we are trying to sell Doug's dad's house, our house, and getting ready to move to Bellingham ( just bought a house) the end of June. n nA busy time!
Connie David Just came in from a bon fire pool is filling power ball ticket bought and Amy Durben better pray I don t hit it ! LOL !
Jan Conliff My man went out a bought me a car just like that.i didnt know wat I was gonna do my motor went out on ole one no job cant wrk due to wreck so he is truly my angel...i will never forget him ...there still r nice people.that u god for sending him to me
Toddlerhintsandtips 1- Hi, my 3yr old has night terrors and been having them since she was 6month old. Her daycare teacher suggested I have music playing lightly while she sleeps as it can encourage a more calm sleeping. My question is, what albums/CDs are appropriate for overnight (not upbeat obviously) am just looking for titles n n2- Hi, just wanting some ideas on what to get my 2yrold daughter for her birthday. She has already got lots of dolls,prams, bikes etc. Also Im hearing alot about 2 yr molars? This mite sound silly but how many teeth do bubs get? How do i know if she has them already
David Roberts One jackpot winner in Florida. It better not be some old coot who is going to die in a few weeks. Ugh!!!
Rick Latimer Maybe after I retire, I should open a little, country, roadside dinner somewhere...
Andiswa CandyCool Mangisa Be still nd know that m God.. that he is God..Psalm46..i remember at da beginning of dis year i needed help wit sumthin..i knocked on every door nd they were oll closed..nd da enemy was makin me frustrted..nd da holy spirit dropped this wordz in ma spirit- be still nd know dat i'm God..at dat tym i was about 2leav ma rum u know sumtimez u feel lyk u gt to do sumthin 2solve ur problem..so as i was about 2leav ma rum da holy spirit told me 2stay,pray nd just sit in ma rum nd be still..that didn't make sense coz i needed 2gt sumthingz done..so i left..that day i almost gt hit by a car,ma cellphone fell nd got damage,i bought sumthin that costs R70 nd i thought it was 4 R10...i was just like Jonah coz when ppl were feelin sorry 4 me i just knew i wasnt supposed 2b there..to cut da story short..i went back 2ma rum,crying this time,i prayed nd jst sat... aftr 5minutes i receivd a phone call nd they were evn apologizing 4da delayz nd ma problem ws solvd..So God wants us 2 know dat he is God and get 2da point whr can be able 2 leave above da situationz nd challenges of this life..Da bible sayz when da enemy cumz in like a flood,he raises da standard..nd we gt 2 understand dat we sitted with Christ in heavenly places therefore we above nd not beneath..
Ivy Ong Bee Hoon Surprised to find flip phones still selling in phone shops. Thought that the world is moving forward so much that the old things are becoming extinct. I myself just bought a Nokia touch screen phone. Real cheap at $ 130.
Chris Wagener Just a quick note...maybe a kind of apology, for being so incommunicado today...Conner has been here....that should be enough, however, I feel like you should know what he's been doing. First, a thank you for everyone who has posted pictures....without you, I probably would have spent today in a Match to the Death game of Bowling on the apps I bought for this nook, (Conner is Way better than I, blaming it on deficiency of caffeine), you can't leave to get fresh pepsi when your grandson has a 3 in a row strike going.....instead, we spent a LONG, LONG, in the folders of my email....named for each person who has posted pictures I plan to make a book with, for Conner and Timothy....grandsons....and yeah, a smaller one for Draven...our 1st great grandson, (Preen). It does my heart, mind, and soul good to see Conner passing up games on my nook, in favor of the pictures you've shared.....which is how we spent our time together today....not good enough to just look at them....over....and over.....and OVER....each revisit I had to reread everything too. You couldn't sandpaper the happy look off his.....grin. From one pageturner to a pageturner in training...to a wonderful room full of pageturners.....THANK YOU! For making days like today go from a wish to a Reality possible......page
Derrick Cook A horny old trapper named Rex nLiked the risks of wild porcupine sex. nBy incredible luck nHis dick never got stuck, nBut his nuts were just pitiful wrecks. n nAfter a Southern man moved from Atlanta to a New Jersey suburb, a fellow passenger on a train asked how he liked it in the country. It was difficult at first, the man replied, but it's a lot better since I got myself a paramour. The passenger was astonished. A paramour? he said. Does your wife know? Sure , said the Southerner. She doesn't care how I cut the grass. n nWe are not the only ones who hate a long working week. After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says: 'W Th F'. n nA man was having problems with premature ejaculation. He decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. In response, the doctor said, When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself. That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter's pistol. All excited to try this suggestionn out, he runs home to his wife. At home, he finds his wife naked in bed, waiting for him. As they begin, they find themselves in the 69 position. The man feels the sudden urge to come. He fires the starter's pistol. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, How did it go? The man answered, Not that well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air. n nLovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. n nA businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people. Needless to say, this was an especially important deal, and it was imperative that he make the best possible impression. On the morning of the presentation he awoke to find himself passing gas, in large volumes, with the unpleasant characteristic of sounding like Honda! The man was besides himself. Every few minutes Honda, Honda! Unable to stop this aberrant behavior, and in desperate need to terminate these odious and rather embarrassing emissions, he sought a physician's aid. After a full examination, the doctor told him that there was nothing inherently wrong with him and that he would just have to wait it out. Being unwilling to accept this state of affairs he visited a second and then a third doctor all of whom told him the same thing. Finally one medic suggested that he visit a dentist. Well, although he could not see how a dentist was going to be of any help, he visited one anyway. Lo and behold, the dentist said, Ah, there's the problem. What is it? the man asked. Why you have an abscess, said the dentist. An abscess. How could that be causing my problem? asked the man. That's easy, replied the dentist. Why everyone knows an abscess makes the fart go Honda! n nHe: How do you like your breakfast eggs? She: Unfertilized! n nDan Rather was interviewing Monica and said, Monica, this trouble will pass and you're still young and have a future in front of you. What would you like to do with the rest of your life? Monica said, Well, Dan, I have thought of going back to school. Dan said, That is a great idea. What would you like to be? Monica said, I would like to be a doctor. Dan laughed and said, You can never be a doctor.. You sucked as an intern. n nThe English teacher of the girls school used to fail all her students who did not put a full-stop at the end of their sentences. I guess, she really hated it when her girls missed their periods. n nGood: Your child's waiting for Mr. Right . nBad: Your son, that is. nWorse: He finds Mr. Right. n nMiss Piggy can't count to 70. Every time she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
Ade Mauliyanto Same bed but it feels just a little bit bigger now Our song on the radio but it don't sound the same When our friends talk about you, all it does is just tear me down Cause my heart breaks a little when I hear your name.. n nIt all just sounds like oooooh…Mmm, too young, too dumb to realize That I should have bought you flowers And held your hand Should have gave you all my hours When I had the chance Take you to every party Cause all you wanted to do was dance Now my baby's dancing But she's dancing with another man..
Frank Malianos People asking if im going to LB pride...NOPE!! saving my money and energy for my South Beach trip next month. #stayingfocused
Bryant Caulfield ATTENTION: tonight has become a f@$& all night......you may now resume your regular programming...